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Theorem On Salary

 


saans
Dilbert's theorem on salary state's that Engineers, Teachers, Programmers and Scientists can never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people. This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates :

postulate 1 :
Knowledge is Power (Knowledge = Power)

postulate 2 :
Time is Money (Time = Money)

postulate 3 :
(as every Physics student knows),
Power = Work / Time

It therefore follows that,
Knowledge = Work / Time

and since
Time = Money

Knowledge = Work / Money

Solving for Money, we get,
Money = Work / Knowledge

Thus,
as Knowledge approaches zero,
Money approaches infinity,
regardless of the amount of work done

CONCLUSION :
The Less you Know, the More Money you make!! Laughing
planet
LoL,,,,, "now get back to work"! =)
budazz
lets work work work work
tidruG
Should be in "Jokes"
-moved.
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