I'm starting this topic to see what animal is the object of the most human envy.
(((((If you could effortlessly and semi-permenently transform yourself to any animal. Would you, and what would it be?)))))
For me the answer is easy: a horse
I admire them for their power, nobility, and vitality.
When you post, if it pleases you to spend the time please post not only the animal that you would be, but why you prefer that animal.
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Here I will Tabulate the Results
because a poll would not allow me to add new catagories as needed:
(Updated As Needed)
Human -------------->26
Equine --------------->18
Feline ---------------->89
Canine---------------->54
Avian----------------->94
Marine---------------->32
Reptilian------------->45
Insect----------------->9
Arachnid--------------->2
Bovine----------------->2
Swine----------------->4
Ursine----------------->12
Simian---------------->9
Rodent---------------->3
Amphibian------------>1
Monster--------------->1
Other ---------------->21
pikoy------------------>1
crocochionake-------->1
drogon---------------->1
pardus---------------->1
rad-------------------->1
(If I fail to correctly spell some of these, please include a correction in your post)
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I prefer te be a Lynx. I like them alot because of the way they look and they catch a lot of bigger stuff then a mouse. They are fast too and smart.
an eagle! Cool! adn seems there is no predators on them as is the ocean livings does.
they are free, they are smart and they are super intendentA dragon!
Oh wait, you mean *real* animals. Nevermind then.
Wolves...I've been enthralled by them since I was a kid. I find them to be very majestic while ruthless at the same time...the way they hunt down prey is amazing. They're beautiful animals.
I'd love to run through the snow chasing after a deer, then pounce on it and sink my sharp teeth into it's flesh...yeah, wolves are awesome.
Edit: Better add canines to the list... 
Any animal would be awesome!
But I would probably prefer to be a bird of some sort (maybe a hawk or eagle 
).
I mean, you you've seen people run & swim fast but I've bet you've never seen a person flying... a dolphin...haha, i know, thats gay. but they are the 3rd smartest animal in the world, plus they get to swim around and play all day
My wife (God bless her soul) calls me a DAWG!
I'm quite content with that (but don't tell her!)
"I'd like to bee under the sea. In an octopus's garden with you"....
I'd like to bee a bird cuz they can fly ^^
I would really like to be a bird, doesn't really matter what kind. It would be great to fly wherever you want to go. I think we can't understand the feeling a bird has when he flies above our world. Just seeing all the people etc.
i would like to be a crocodile...i like it:)
I would like to be a cat.
Living in a big house.
With rich people.
Because i'd get pampered.
And all I'd do is sleep, poop, eat & play around.
Sounds like an easy life to me.
And I've always admired cats.
For their cunningness and agility.
I wouldn't mind being a walross because they get to sit around all day and eat. They are big and fat just like me and Im sure they would also love a big pack of potatoe chips now and then. sometimes I dream of being a wlaross and swimming under the water until I drown... strange eh? =)
Nas
a dolphin, may be. or a cute puppy.. *laughs* like to be a unknown animal stay in the deep deep ocean buttom........
hive,
Is that a LOUNGElizard ? =)
i would probably want to be some kind of a bird, that is not hunted (dont wanna get shot now do we 
). i like them because they are so gracious, and they are free to go wherever they want! me want to be a bird! my a lion..im the king of the jungle.....
I would love to be a really big fluffy dog.
| Nameless wrote: |
A dragon!
Oh wait, you mean *real* animals. Nevermind then. |
Naw, This is theoretical anyway so its all goodi like a young cat. i dont like the mature one.
a kitty...because they're so cute and have a great sense of balance and because it is the kitty that rules the owner not the other way around
I would want to be a little puppy.. ( Soft, playful xD)
All the girls will want to pet me 
kidding.. but i will be the human's best friend hahaaha
( just hopes a car not runs over me 
) I would like dogs. Some dos are very funny
| ocalhoun wrote: |
(((((If you could effortlessly and semi-permenently transform yourself to any animal. Would you, and what would it be?)))))
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I'd like to be an eagle ! To be big and to fly in the sky !!!
(I like this topic ) | ocalhoun wrote: |
Here I will Tabulate the Results
(Updated Tuesdays and Thursdays)
Human -------------->0
Equine --------------->1
Feline ---------------->3
Canine---------------->4
Avian----------------->5
Marine---------------->4
Reptilian------------->4
Other ---------------->0
(If I fail to correctly spell some of these, please include a correction in your post)
(Go on and reply, it's easy FRIH$) |
It would have been much simpler to have added a poll, you know.
Anyway, if I could, I'd love to transform into a hawk. However, if I was required to be one animal for the rest of my life, I would probably choose to be a lion in any national park in Kenya.I would like to be an eagle. And have my face stamped on quarters minted before 1999.
i´d like to be a rich man´s dog... imagine the dog house, pet´s hairdresser every week... living in a green and big park next to a lake with more dogs and cats to eat... jeje
i would like to be an Elephant
Pure vegetarian,
strongest
with sharpest memory
most respected ( thats what i had heard in my kindergarder days in stories 
) Hmm... I'd like to be a pilot fish, you know, the fish with the lights on the top? Yeah. It'd be fun to just lure the little fish and.... WHAM. Din-din.
“No, there’s a car coming towards me! Aaah! Hey! Bloody pilot fish!"
any intelligent winged creature, a big bird (like a swan, raven or a bird of prey), or, in a fantasy world, a dragon or something...
or may be a water creature like a dolphin - i just want to be able to move in 3D space, not just on 2D surface a fish or a bird looks cool in my eyes. just to know how an air/underwater life would be.
I like being human. I have no desire to surrender free will, judgement, or intellect.
| gonzo wrote: |
| I like being human. I have no desire to surrender free will, judgement, or intellect. |
Hawk:
Free will = They can choose where they kill/fly/eat/sleep
Judgement = Have good judgement of how hard to flap their wings to keep flying at the same level/can also choose which is the best way to hunt
Intellect = .... hmm.. got me there... damn! Well, in consolation, all I can say is:
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| In February 2005 the Canadian scientist Dr Louis Lefebvre announced a method of measuring avian IQ in terms of their innovation in feeding habits. Hawks were named among the most intelligent birds based on this scale/ |
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However, I believe the important thing there is:
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| ...announced a method of measuring avian IQ in terms of... |
| gonzo wrote: |
| I like being human. I have no desire to surrender free will, judgement, or intellect. |
no need to surrender. animals have all of it. after all, you are an animal, just
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thats EASY!!! ill be a giraffe because they have superpowers to steal peoples virginity and antannae on their head to contact the aliens and they have really expensive cars so they can go pimping and pick up the girlzez
it's a tie between wolf, whale, dolphin, seal, hawk, owl, sea turtle, elk, hmmm....
I guess I'm having trouble choosing (lol)
Ooooh, make me a horse please! They are beautiful, I love to run and they never seem to get very fat :)
ant, or bee... you always know what to do next)
I would like to be a small Cat ..
lol
The cow off The Hitch-Hickers Guide To The Galaxy,
| Cow being served at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe wrote: |
| May I interest you in parts of my body? |
| tidruG wrote: |
| It would have been much simpler to have added a poll, you know. |
A poll would not allow me to add new catagories as needed
Last edited by ocalhoun on Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:48 pm; edited 2 times in totalI'd totally be a stegosaurus. I know dinosaurs are extinct and all, but stegosauruses are really very interesting. The plates on their back acted like radiators and their tails were spiked and dangerous. Granted I would miss the intellectual capacity I have as a human (stegosaurus' brain's were about the size of a walnut), I would look way cooler.
I think I'm probably a little partial to the stegosaurus because of my fauxhawk. I'm such a lamer.
Probably a tiger, they are so powerful and pretty.
I am thinking that i would want to be a cat.
they are agile, fast and independent
which is exactly why i don't one as a pet...
I would go with a bird of some sort, just because they can fly and therefore are not restricted to any one piece of land, and being able to S#!* on people as you fly over them would be funny (great target practice) I want to be a deinonychus, a living one. I'm completely facinated by the terrible claw dinosaurs, but I want to be a deinonychus because they were small, quick and deadly.
A wolf. I always loved them, and being one of them is a dream.
Definately a Wolf
Cuz my real name (waheed) also means LoneWolf. A sexual Tyranosaurus.
ohhh wait.........I am!!! I would like to be a cow... You eat all day and relax. XDD
| GiLaD wrote: |
| I would like to be a cow... You eat all day and relax. XDD |
untill the farmer will kill you
i think lione is a good one A cute little adorable puppy 
Get some exercise, chasing a ball...
Being hugged al day
A life without sorrows i wanna be an eagle. to fly freely and to hunt freely.
Pig becoz among the all animals A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes eagle i think
because i can fly on the sky freely
i donno... i wouldnt wanna be a deer cuz id get shot... maybe a wolf or dog
I want to be a Dolphin.
Because then can i swim fast in the water ind i realy like dolphins.
// Bubba
Hmm.... a real animal, maybe I should be a cougar. It's very cool, they can run fast, swimming, and can use long jump.
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to be a drogan
mmm definitely a bear, almost there anyway Bo) pure size and strength lol grrrrrrrr failing that a bird, just for the experience of flying first hand and perching in 120 foot trees laughing (not sure how birds laugh) at cats on the ground below, especially a bird of prey or an owl, amazing creatures.
A cat in a family, you just do nothing all day I want to be a super human. Well this is not real animal but could be easily created with genetic engineering.
A Dog, most definitely | Nameless wrote: |
A dragon!
Oh wait, you mean *real* animals. Nevermind then. |
Well I would like to be a dragon. They represent light and darkness, death and life, and well, name somebody who would pick a fight with a dragon.
I guess if I had to choose a real animal, it would be a cat. Chicks love cats, their always petting them and stuff. 
i really dunno...
somethin like a monkey or a shark
Some form of bird cause flying is EXTREME! I'd probably die kinda quick but's it's ok, dying young is EXTREME!
i'd like to be a golden retriever...coz i like them very much..
I would be an albatross.
Not only can they fly, but the can fly for like, forever.
I lion. I want everyone to be scared of me
I would be a falcon, because they are very strong, very fast, and they can fly! Who doesn't like to fly! They can also see things on the ground from very high heights, so that would be cool, too.
i would have to say a dog, dogs are awesome;)
If i reaaly need to be an animal, i prefer eagle to see o mose on the ground from one mile, to be the one that gives horror everywhere...
A Squirrel.
Fast, agile, and really hard to kill... Unless they run in the road...
I would like to be a dragon like unicorn
Wierd!!
I would like to a bunny..They're sooo cute lol 
I hope I won't get shot If I was an animal, I would be a cat. And not just ANY cat, but a my cat named Whiskers. His a Himalayan Pure breed.....but hes a runt! Hes so cute! And awesome at the same time...maybe Ill put up a picture of him....
he rocks.
: D
Me myself I would like to be an ocelot, hence the name ocelot web.
a cat near someone who loves cat and who would show interest to me I'd be a Manatee as i'm a lazy slob who would like to swim and be carefree just like em.
I'd be a jackalope, half jack rabbit half antelope... oh, you saw the Anchorman? Nevermind then...
I think mule is good for me caus i like eMule. I dolphin!
Or a Pig, maybe a Koala
I'd love to be a dolphin or some other aquatic animal. I think it'd be nice to have the water rushing on your skin all the time.
any bird, such as an eagle or a hawk. I would like it because i would want to fly around
lion,dragon,hawk....stronger is best
Animals are awesome. I would like to be:
1- Lynx
2- Hawk
3- Dolphin
Best animals ever =D
Of course, I would be a Tiger. A tiger is a sleek and lean hunter. That is me.
probably something mythical ... but not a unicorn becouse one horn on teh top of the head is just foolish... you cant defend yourself and earn your right to like mate and stuff with such an awkward mode of self defense i mean really.
Oh id probably like to fly to ... mabe a Griffin... but only temporaroly...
Is that alowed ... mythical animals : )
If so
Griffin
Dolphin, As they are VERY smart (Unlike me, lol), they play and muck around all day (Like me), They love the ocean (Like Me) and generaly like all the stuff i like: Swiming, Sushi (Raw Fish), and yeh i would be a Dolphin
A rabbit, for the obvious reasons. I would not mind being a big black cat, I have always loved cats, epecially kittens Phoenix ? Dragon ? Or some legendary cool creature . Given the current statistics in the animal rankings you've got there, I would have to go with a feline. But then again, wouldn't it be cool being a [banned word - but they're the little, flat disgusting things normall seen on Mortein ads]?
Actually, on second thought, scrap that. Feline sounds great.
i'd like ti be Tiger
it's a symbole to the power and i like the tigers sooooooooo much
one day i thought to have one in my house but i dont wanna one of my little brothers to be eaten looooool
Falcon. I don't really know why, I would just love to fly i guess.
Dragon
Because of its POWER
so that I can spit fire everywhere
i'd like to be a horse coz i ve never seen such a noble animal
Well the bird is definitetly my vote.
They have a certain advantage - that is the freedom they enjoy - consider them the most free creature in the whole wide word, they have their own lives to live - never intrude into an other beings, also they work so hard in the need for it. I spend time watching birds, and they definitely are awesome, so i would change into a bird.............if i had the chance.
if i was able to morph into an animal i would choose a wolf.
im obsessed with wolves, wolve blankets, teddies, pictures, clocks, posters, towls.
theyre absolutley gorgeous. i love the paterns on theyre faces, the way they hunt at night. the fact that they a loners but hunt in packs. the way they howl at a full moon (stereotype) but still cool.
****HOOOOOWWWLLLL*****
i would rather be human than animal, but i'd love wings, not like, sappy white feather stuff. Like, sleek grey, fast ass wings.
i geuss tho, as a lion, you get a sick power trip, and you get to rip to shreds any animal you want to eat. its contentment.
you also lay claim to the best damn growl in history of growls. i would like to be myself
I would like to be a tiger or a cat.
I admire felines because I think they are perfect.
We think we are the superior specie, bah.. We are just the ones who ruines the way of live of everyothers species. Including our own, is that beeing superior?
If I could tranceform into an animal it would be a Raptor, it's a dinosaur if you don't know...
It's big, but not too big and will scream the crap out of you!
http://www.smthop.com/images/raptor01.jpg
Dont know if that URL would be a link, but anyways.
If it's a animal that is living in our lifetime then it would be a ....
a....cow....
Say no more....It's privat. hehe
If I would be an animal than i would prefer to be an bird/eagle. You can fly everywhere you want, around the world, without paying for it! Sometimes it should be nice to be an eagle.. for me it would be a Tiger. they r beautiful animals and they r all about pride.
Seriously, who wouldnt want to be a cat.
You run the show all day.
You eat what you want when you want
You sleep forever
You never smile, you play when you want.. Dogs are terrified of you. You were worshiped by millions of ancient egyptians as gods
Which is exactly what cats are
Gods on earth I'd be a wolve. The have something mysterious
Yes, I like cats for their independance.
And my cat is so lazy - he spends all his days at coach! I would like to be an eagle not just an avian (could pertain to crows which I don't really like) but specifically an eagle. The free spiritedness of this animal is quite amusing. Very keen eyesight which really stretches so far. Strong and powerful wings which enables them to fly and sour really high. It's like being one with the wind. Also those strong beaks and talons is such a very strong defense. No other predators are like to hurt this specie, except for the human race which really tends to kill the most powerful animals. That's all. God bless.
Being welsh, a sheep.
Serious answer though, dragon. A red one.
I would like to be a giraffe!
avian. i wanna fly~~~~~~~~ away.
I want to be an Eagle. I like Eagles very much. Jawker said it all. I always wanted to fly, and not just in a plane. The dream of humanity...flying...
If I'm to be an animal,I wish to be a dolphin
This consept should reflect me everytime ,freedome,transparancy,honesty,loyalty
I am able to find my honesty with dolfins unlike any other animals
thank you for reading my chapter
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I would like to be an owl. That is because I like the way they look wise and intelectuals
If I could be any animal... I am not exactly sure, that's a great question.
I asked my fiance and he said "pitbull" and I think that is a great choice-- you still get to interact with society and people, and all day you get to eat, sleep, poop, get affection and nothing else! Play all day, or sleep all day.
But I definately would not want to be a dog in an abusive house or living starving on the street....
Another suggestion from Mike is an Eagle in ALaska, which sounds AWESOME. You would be protected, so no one could hunt you, and you would live in the most amazing beautiful place in the world. Also, you can fly and you also don't have to do anything but hunt and fly around all day. And build a next, etc. I wonder if eagles are social? But I think I am going to take Mike's suggestion and be an eagle in Alaska.
| therestofus wrote: |
| a dolphin...haha, i know, thats gay. but they are the 3rd smartest animal in the world, plus they get to swim around and play all day |
Not to mention they are one of the few species (including humans) that have intercourse as social interaction.
I would have to be a shark, the biggest and baddest of the ocean. Great White if you want to be specific. Ever since 5th grade I have been interested in sharks, they're really neat animals and very misunderstood.
Did you know more people die by toaster than by shark attack? It's just the news media gets lower ratings for running toaster stories.
And in other news, another unforunate death by toaster...I would prolly wanna be a Monkey, oh or a dolphin....But MOSTLY...a dragon...lol i can't make up my mind!!!!
Well, this is a tough call. I'd like to be something that can fly... but I'm also curious to see how much the 1% DNA difference between humans and chimpanzees works out to in experiencing the world.
So I was thinking to cast the second vote for dragon, for a while, but then I figured it out: a flying chimpanzee! like the winged monkeys in Oz, only different.
I would love to be a bird. Any bird would be fine, but preferably a bird that lives around waters. Birds can fly and everything, and they're soooooooooooooooooooooo pretty. That's why I would really love to be a bird.
hmm.. its very interesting to be an animal. imagine that you can't speak, and you have only one chance to understand you to the others: acting.
i dont want to be an animal:) but if i must change, i change the "kangaroo", becouse i dont want to los my big tale I'm a dog person. But, if I had a choice, I'd be a cat. Then, I could lay around, do whatever I like, and get rubbed whenever I felt like it.
Oh dolphin, definately, but I wouldn't be a whip dolphin like people think of when they think of dolphins. No man, I would be like an awesome, ram a shark, give me fish or I'll bite your head off dolphin. Yea, I can't beleve I just wrote that.
A dog, the ones with nice owners, they have so much fun, must get a bit boring, actually i dont know which animal i would prefer to be atall, i would like to be one that has fun lives long and eats well >_>, i think i am asking too much for an animal arnt i ? oh well, i like dogs
OBVIOUSLY a Monkeydog. xD
I'd like to be a Monkey...they're so intelligent and cool, they must have fun lives...or a dog, same reason...really.
I always qould love to live in a jungle though, seems like a lot of adventure...
I WOULD DEFINETLY BE A CANINE.. THERE SWEET
I would love to be a misquisto because they are the most annoying insect on the face of the planet in my perspective, also I could suck peoples blood mahaha. Monkey!!! 5 Reasons
1. Throw your own feces at people, and you won't get in trouble
2. Tails
3. High jumping
4. Fast running
5. Climb trees and swing on vines
My DH's nickname for me is bird, so I have to say... well... bird...
ant or fish I'd love to be either an owl, eagle, dragon, wolve or horse. They all remind me of running wild without any cares in the world. And i dont like to sleep till morning so i love the night so an owl is good too.
I'd love to be a dragon. It'd be great.
It's wild and it can breath FIRE .
It's awesome. I so want to a dragon someday. I would like to be a bear. they sleep all winter long here Any animal? I think I would choose... A mini-elephant, the're small, and i would imagine expensive. This leads me to believe that i would be adopted by a rich family, and would live lavishly until the end.
A dog, they are cute and nice friends. I would say a lion as well. I could deal with being the king of the jungle.
a dragon~
i think it is powerful
Not really at first place, but I would like to be a rat (for a short period, of course). Rats are natural born survivors (species which almost certainly survives a nuclear war) and this isn't an unnecessary skill. Ok, they are ugly,not so clean and full of infectious diseases - but this is true for humans,too.
I would like to be an eagle..... live in air like a king and hunt with a speed of light.
but the flying is can be interesting too, so i wanna be a kind of a bird:)
I am thinking a dog, and for the following reasons:
A dog is (normally) loved by all. All he has to do is find a loving master.
A dog is genuinely care-free.
A dog (for the most part) doesn't feel much anger, and will always love his master.
***AND MOST OF ALL***
DOG is GOD spelled BACKWARDS!!
How cool is that???
I would be an dog with a nice master or masters..
Dogs are so nice and cute when they got nice masters.
With nice master i mean that the master gives te right food to the dog etc.. (you know) A chitzu dog... who could do them any harm?
OR a snake, maybe it would help me lose my paranoia about them... I mean how many snakes eat or bite snakes, right?
What is it with you guys and thinking dogs find their masters? What, the dog just looks at someone and thinks: "Oh lookey, that person seems nice, maybe if I piss on his/her leg I'll get noticed and taken to a new home!"
No... I am quite certain that the person picks the dog, and for a dog in such a situation, the dog has little or no choice in the matter. The dog doesn't know if the new master will be abusive or not. The dog can't say: "Nah, I'll wait for the next person to come and buy me" or "You're so ugly you make me look good". Dogs have no choice about their masters, period! (Unless you're a rogue mutt, like the Littlest Hobo, or Lassie).
Anyway, back on topic: I would be an Eagle. Fly High! I'd like to be a Frenchman. They are a very unique species.
let's see...
if human counts as an animal i will stick with human choice.
if not i would prefer to be a king: LION (a male one)
An eagle, just so I could look down on the rest of the world.
Not really look down, but it would be nice to see things from up there.
Simple, an ape
They are the smartest animals!
Believe me I'm quite content with being a human.
lol, I don't know what I would do without the Internet.
In my opinion life in eagles body can be good. Absolutely freedom, no rulees... only hunters:-)
Easy, i would like to be dolphin, there is a whole new world under the sea that i want to see. I would love be a bird and fly. I can't help but wish that everytime I look out the window and see a bird just floating and soaring through the sky.
Definitely a dolphin. One, because I am deathly afraid of sharks, and love swimming. I figure being under the water would feel a lot safer than floating on top like a bloated seal. That and the fact they just seem to be having so much damn fun all the time!
An RGP Character I have is a Pegasus named Damascus. Love that character. Love horses too... So anything equine. For their strength, trust & loyalty.
human^^
why don't u use the "poll"
I would like to be a Tick, because I can´t figure out what good they are to this world and if I became one maby I could find out
Some kind of bird definately. Imagine the awesomeicity!
Eagle, because i'd like to fly and be strong.
A Fish, more specifically a pike. It would be awesome to terrorize people at the beach by swimming into their pants i'd like to be tiger, cause it is strong & beautiful
A pet dog, they have such an awesome life I would like to be... an amphibian, though i dont know what specific animal would i be. why? its because it does not have any limitations like some other animals do,they're good in water and land
a rat! no-one can stop the rat
I guess I'd like to be a Bat... they sleep alot I will stick with something like being a python.
I would like to be a cat. This is because:
a) All you would do is eat and sleep all day
b) You can come and go at your own free will (unlike dogs)
c) You wouldn't have to play stupid games like fetch
d) You don't have to go on walks or 'heal' or anything like that
My favorite animal is an octopus but im not sure if i would want to be one. Definitely a bird cause then I could go around shitting on everything.
I would like to be a wolf. I think it lone way of living just fits me in. I don't know, it's my way of seeing things.
Other than that I would like to be a panther, just because I like felines, and cats are too small.
I would prefer to be a cat - particularly one of the three we have.
Sleep most of the day.
Eat for the rest of the time.
Always flexible.
| themeterman wrote: |
I would like to be a cat. This is because:
a) All you would do is eat and sleep all day
b) You can come and go at your own free will (unlike dogs)
c) You wouldn't have to play stupid games like fetch
d) You don't have to go on walks or 'heal' or anything like that |
| ben8coast wrote: |
I would prefer to be a cat - particularly one of the three we have.
Sleep most of the day.
Eat for the rest of the time.
Always flexible. |
You guys kind of said the same things. Kind of.
I have a cat, and I don't want to be a cat in fear of growing up old, fat, slow, ignorant and senile like her.
I'd be a midget.A big fat jucy old lazy bulldog well coz thats me on the spot. just imagen a fur less big fat jucy old bulldog and u have me i dont look like that (yhet) tho
Oh but id like to have hands still even if im a bulldog i still whant to surf the net for pages like woffywoffwoff.com a polar bear they live it up swim and eat
I would like to be a raven, looks fun to fly, and I recall someone saying that the raven has very little naturel enemies.
A Lion, they are so cool. They look cool they act cool they sound cool. This all could be the reason why I prefer a lion. Or maybe it's because the last name of my girlfriend is "Aslan". That's Turkish for lion. I dunno, either a sporting dog or a penguin or a giant squid or a blue whale or a falcon or a killer whale or something like that lol
| mathiaus wrote: |
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If i could choose what animal i will be,
I will love to be an Eagle, God damn i love those animals
There sooow great and strong
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| I dunno, either a sporting dog or a penguin or a giant squid or a blue whale or a falcon or a killer whale or something like that lol |
Lol i think you like to kill ?I would be a cow.....
Did you know they fart over a hundred times a day?
Pretty much like me;
*That's the way, aha aha I like it, aha aha! I think I would want to be an eagle. I could fly anywhere, and I would be protected since I'm an endagered animal. I'd love to be able to fly around. People would probably stare because I would fly around in weird patters, just for fun. At first I couldn't decide between shark and eagle, because I would like to be able to explore underwater... but I think that flying is less limiting. So eagle it is.
A Hawk. i love those big birds.......... taste like chicken llol jk
I kind of like being a human animal, but if I had to be something other than a human animal, I think I'd like to be a sea turtle. The seem patient, wise, humble, peace-loving, non-predatory, long-lived, and move harmoniously with the movement of the ocean.
So many animals... Parrot, Monkey, Butterfly, etc.
Each animal has a great life!
But man is a good animal and I'm happy to be a man.
Good question I think. To be or not to be an animal? Of course I wuld change myself into an animal. But which one?
Horse got serious power. They run fast, they stand longer than human when they run. They almost run as fast as a car (for a short period) and they cost no fuel to do so
Horse would be my first choice!
My second choice would be a home living inside cat. If I look at my own cat, the only thing that she does everyday if drink and eating when she wants, sleep all the time and come to get some love from us when she needs some. A real great life indeed!
I think that those two animals would be my first choices if I could become right now an animal. homo sapiens.
and live forever. (with unlimited money)
I would like to be a pigeon - I would have the power of flight.
I would be able to keep my neighbours awake whenever I felt like it- and the council would not be able to do anything about it.
I could shit on the windows and the roofs of people who have irritated me - and - let's face it - nobody would be able to do anything to stop me.
I would like to be a dog. Dog is man's best friend I would love to be Pluto because my son is very fond of Mickey... and I want him to be my best pal A dragon if it were real. Or maybe a seagull so I could fly all around. I dunno really
I would like to be a pardus.
For me... it would have to be a cat. They're fascinating creatures and I could ramble for hours about the delights of sharing a home with one, but... I won't. Yeah. I'd like to be a rad, if i have to be an animal. There very intelligent and so nice.
i would like to be a baby dog so when girls see me they go "ohh how cute" and pet and i could lick them with out having a lawsuit!
a dog because our dog is so damn scary !
Dragon, an Elder Dragon who can fly freely, help other with it's blessing and many more, keeping this world arghhh my fantasies i dont know may be its going to be a zebra...
LoL i just like them they look ekzotic... 
Poodle pooch for me! They can take on bears I hear It has to be a rabbit for me 
I mean, really who would give up their humanity to dawn the fur and fangs of a lesser creature? I think...
That's right, "I think" let's keep it that way
Anyway, I'd choose the bear, amybe the Kodiac or Brown Bear. They look cool, they're fast, and strong. They can climb trees. They eat meat and vegetable. They can fish. They are probably pretty smart and I bet in a fight they could beat just about any other animal in a one on one.
Now if you had teams I bet lions would win, everyone knows that...prefer te be a fox maybe Dragon, it`s mighty!
A lone wolf would be cool probably a horse... they are usually pretty spoiled these days... not like the old farming days!
A unicorn. They are so gorgeous and I love horses. Unicorns are beleived to have mythical powers and can heal and cure people's sickness's. That would be so nice to just be able to run freely all the time, and to help people in need. So, yeah definatley a unicorn.
If i will be an animal, i would choose to be a Dog who has a lot of talent, and the most intellegent one, i want to serve my master and those he commanded me to be serve. I want to be a dog, coz a dog is a man's best friend, i really want to make people happy, i want to help them live a happy life.
I'd like to be a hawk since i just love flying around at fast speeds and since they are the most feired bird out there (i think), i dont think anyone would be bothering me except some hunter which i could outrun i guess. But other then that i think im good alone, eating little mice...lol
i would like to be human! haha. followed by puppy. then birds.
Humans can be animals at times alright. Me Human Too.
I'd like to be a cat.
I love it. I would Become a dog because i can sleep al day 
It would be either a deer or an eagle.
A deer is an amazing looking creature. They can run really fast and are really good at blending in.
An eagle because they are strong and powerfull. They have a beutiful look to them.
Guess I'll be traditional, a lion
If I could be an animal, I guess I would be a tiger! They are so noble, sophisticated, and mysterious! Their patterns make them hard to see in the wild, and I like to blend in! I guess I could be a chameleon... I think I'd want to be some kind of fast bird... maybe a hawk or an eagle. I could fly anywhere and what rush could beat flying. I'd like to keep my inteligence, I don't want a bird brain I would like to be a bee because then I could buzz around a scientist all day and have him hurl laws of physics at me.
Eagle- Top predator no one and nothing could kill me...
Also endangered in the US (no one can shoot me :p) I was born during the chinese year of the Pig. Pigs are such wonderful creatures. they are increadably smart and can learn very quickly. they are very tenacious when they are provoked. and all they really care for in life is eating and being comfortable...they spend most of thier energy to strive for these goals...and i think that is great!
i would stay a male chouvenist pig lolol
WW.peace.love.hogs&kisses.recycle.smiles/ralph
Yep it's a cat for me (domestic), preferably an old cat... so i can just laze
around in the sun, have people look after me etc!!
if i could be any animal it'd be a really smart(so i didn't get eatin of shot) golden eagle so i could fly around the world it'd just vbe so cool
I would totally want to be a dolphin.
I would be a cat (or panther). I love their independence, their beauty, their elegance, their dignity... and how loving they can be! And yet they are to be respected (if not feared!). Maybe it's because I'm Leo (but I guess that's a coincidence). But something that I have always had (since I left home, because my mother cannot stand cats...) is a cat (preferably: siamese). I simply love these little creatures' perfection in every sense!!! Well, It would be awsome to be a bird that flies high over the world. That would be a spectaculor sight. Also, a snake would be cool because you have hardly any predators and the big bad humans are afraid of you. Plus, the fun of biting Jeff Corwin on the face might be enjoyable. I hate that idiot.
I like being a human, we have computers and we can talk to each other, plus we've got an education. But if I had to pick I'd be a bear, I like them and they we're my favorite at zoos when I was younger. Plus, my grandpa made me a box, about the size of a toy box, and it has bear heads coming out on the sides, surrounding the lid.
if i could be any animal i would probably be a sexy panther or a cute puppy because i think both represent 2 parts of my personality. i love love love short legged cute FAT doggies esp welsh corgies and dashaunds they are soo loveable. does anyone have any cute pix of their pet that theyd like to post? i dont currently have a dog but i definitely hope to have one one day. i have a special bird though she is my little baby and i am very very attached. i alslo believe that I was possibly an animal in a past life. i've been told i was a bird of some sort which is awesome cuz that means i was in flight! I would like to be a tiger rouarf lol
Have you seen dogs? They are such wonderful animals available in many size, colours and breeds. They are always faithful and relaible. Most of humans are scared of them and they are favourites of most of girls. They get good food and very little beating. So I would like to be dog. Not a street dog but a dalmation just like one of those in the movie 101 Dalmations. Won't it be a wonderful thing to have so many puppies. dunno, probably a bird of some kind. Prefer a city pigeon so I can shit an all the people that ever did something bad to me a cat...just a simple tabby.
A tiger or a Lion.. *Updated*
This is for my use in determining where I left off on the last update.
took me 33 years and counting to cope with being a human.
and i still haven't figured it out.
who know what i would do as an animal?
none of the options seems attractive.
apart from the sex i guess.
not complications. straightforward.
sorry, does this count as beyond limits here?
forget it.
anyway, even then... no talking.
no long haul travel.
no business class lounges.
no cinema.
no proper football.
no proper singing.
no smoking.
actually - that's not bad, no smoking. i'll write it down as a + for animals besides the free s**.
but bottom line - i'll stay here, thanks.
I would like to be a bird, most likely a swallow. Human technology and innovation has allowed us to duplicate or replicate any activity an animal does on a regular basis. However, i think the ability to fly, glide swoop.......would be pretty cool.
How could anyone REALLY pass up being a dog? I can't really find any drawbacks.....think about it...you can do whatever you want- ALL THE TIME. You wanna eat...you eat. You wanna sleep...you sleep. You wanna piss all over everything -- go right ahead!!!! Now you may be asking yourselves, "Hey, can't all animals do that?" well...yeah, I guess. BUT everyone loves dogs....do you really think people would forgive a tiger for pissing on their couch? Or biting their kid? nooooooooo way - a dog can do all these things and be instanly forgiven....
A dog is the way to go.
Unless you can be mythical animals....then take the dragon.
A bird, for sure!
So free, so wise and so beautiful...
Or a sweet dolphin
Great question!
kisses i would love to be an eagle or a monkey.
I would love to be an eagly because:
You can fly
You are a predator
and..........you are sleek and beautifal
I would love to be a monkey because:
You can swing from branch to branch
can be quite brutal at times
and they can fight and show off well
i would like to be a octopus because they are so pretty and strange. My dad had a pet octopus for a while but we didnt keep it because our tank was too small. it was really cool though. it would be kind of cool to be a narwhal too, they remind me of unicorns.
I think I would like to be a cheetah. They are fast, ferocios hunters, and they take care of thier young until they are old enough to fend for themselves.
They are even strong enough to climb a tree with a fresh kill in thier teeth....not to shabby.
Not to mention the fact that they can out run a lion definitely a house cat
no worries
all they do is sleep and eat
i want to be a cat in my next life!
Being a bird would be awesome Mainly just because you can fly.
I'd also like to be a tion or a liger
The dolphin man. The only recorded animal to enjoy sex... all those bastards do is swim around, eat delicious tuna, and sex it up. Douglas Adams had it right, they are a species clearly more intelligent than us.
Plus if the Vogons come, I'll be off this planet to Magrathea with the rest of my dolphin pals while the rest of you morons are disintegrated.
<3
I'd defintely go for a reptilian animal. First of all they look so cool. I mean, who messes with huge man-eating lizards, like that crazy thing the komoto dragon or whatever you call it. Hey, its so cool they made a movie about it. It's called komoto. And Godzilla, but thats a given.
So, really, I'd go reptilian, for the pure intimidation factor.
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