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Of Studies or Of Thacker

Okay so I am in Highschool at the moment, and I had to write a Parody. The parody I wrote was "Of Thacker" from "Of Studies" by Francis Bacon.

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Of Thacker
Thacker represents himself through his dancing, his silly faces, and his frivolous personality. His use for dancing is in happiness and loosening; his silly faces, is in joy; and his frivolousness, is in silliness and disguise. He can dance, and face his obstacles, two by four; but the people, and the houses and behavioral figures, come from him and help. To dance is to be happy; to make silly faces for joy, or gorgeous hap; to create good attitude from all around, is the frivolousness. They all come together, and are better in time: dancing is like singing, they need practice, by Thacker; and Thacker himself can dance always, or make silly faces. Jealousy condemns Thacker, Generosity adores him, and the Sage became foolish for him; for he makes all happy; but that is Calm, and Chicken, won with Chinese food. Eat not to gain health and not starve; nor to be full; Eat to have health and find help; and to weigh much and weigh less. Thacker is not to be toasted, swallowed, or chewed on; He alone, he is alone separated forever more till he dies; Others together, but not; and many deputized to chastise, and extract the joy made of Thacker; but what would be less, and what would be more, mean people, or luke warm people whom never tell a story, but a shortcoming. Thacker makes the week stronger; Thacker encourages; Thacker makes. And Thacker, if he does little, feels worse than all; If Thacker comforts, he has a large influence: and if he doesn’t, he still has influence, to influence many. Thacker does not make men wise; Thacker does not make people laugh; the weak man stronger; Thacker’s encouragement; his God; his number one fan does that. Thacker est un Christian, et a un Bon Dieu [ Thacker is a Christian, and has a Good God]. There are strong and there are weak ; when weak have a chicken that is blue. Thacker has a turkey made of glue ; going for the bull’s eye ; gentle for the strong ; driving for a bed ; and the rest. So if Thacker can do it, everyone can too. But if he can’t, there maybe one who can ; for they are more than Thacker. Thacker can not beat everyone, and can not help a soul, but help him study his time. So every man might meet him too.

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