Hmm... I've had some fails... but it's been a while since I did an epic fail...
I suppose my last one was this summer, when I tossed a knife from one hand to the other... but accidentally caught it by the blade instead of the handle. ... Which, much like your mushroom, resulted in a cut.
many epic fails is on me. But that mushroom seems strange!
One of my most epic fails is to handle a video to a father where his kid shoots himself... And that was after he took his life in reality... it was a video for a music competition, we got second place atleast. Oh how stupid!
I should explain the mushroom thing now. See, the fast food outlet I work in has recently added a new product that contains mushroom. Our mushroom comes presliced and frozen. We defrost, microwave, and keep warm enough for a few hours at a time. One night the restaurant was quiet and none of the new product was sold for quite a while. The crew that was on (myself included) forgot about the mushroom until it was time to start emptying and washing our containers. By this point, the small amount of mushroom stored had dried out pretty hard and become stuck to the container. When I tried to scrub it clean my hand slipped a little and ...
The wonders of this Earth continue to amaze me....
LOL this is curious... what kind of mushroom?
I once got pricked with my dog's hair. He's a dalmatian, has short firm fur, I just tried to pet him, when I felt excruciating pain in my finger. I don't know how it happened, maybe the hair just got into a pore on my skin somehow, but it was really painful and pretty hard to get it out.
Than that other time, i was taking a walk in a park, when I saw a cat being cornered by a huge dog. Armed with a stick and shouting out loudly I rushed to the cat's rescue, but just as the dog turned it's tail, the little kitten attacked ferociously, and ran away, leaving me severely scratched and dumbfounded.
I know I had some epic fails this week or just even one, but I can't remember it.
So,I'll just be coming back here when I do. ;P