Hello my name is (insert your name here). I am interested in getting to know you. If you are not busy at the moment can we have a serene conversation.
Some of the funny ones i like are
I lost my number can I have yours
You might not be the best looking girl here but beauty is only a light switch away
You are like a glass of milk, You do the body good
Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only Ten I See
If I followed you home would you keep me?
If you could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together
Just some corny ones that I always found a bit funny.
I lost my teddy bear can I cuddle with you tonight?
Lol I like that one even though its the most ridiculous thing ever
Sorry I can't talk to you any more, the doctor told me I'm diabetic and I cant handle sweet things like you.
[look at the person's shirt label] "Just as i thought ... made in heaven."
But many girls respond with some really jerk responses. A good pick up line is only as good as your next line in answer to her response.
They reply with stuff like:
"Do I know you?"
"Why are YOU talking to me?!"
"Is that your best line?"
"Are you gay or something?"
"Are you trying to be funny?"
Yeah, girls can be pretty harsh. But you have to know how to answer her question with an even better line than your opener line and it's hard because sometimes you have to be a jerk in return, just like her, or you have to make a joke out of it.
can you give me a can of tuna with omega? why? because you are so good for my heart...