A joke..sex

SkillZero

its translated from other language so im not sure its correct:

I'm getting married tommarow, everything is so perfect, the wife is wonderful..
But the only problem is my wife's mom. she always looks at my in shocking looks leave me shocked..

Today she called me to check the invitations for the wedding..
When I got in her house she told me in sexy voice: Tommarow u getting married, but my desire to u is big so i want to be with u in bed 1 time before u do.
I was shocked.
She said: Your descision, come up or go out!
I decided, and went out..just when i closed the door i say my future wife and her father said to me ok, u passed our test and you will be an excellent husband.

conclusion: always leave your condoms in the car!

Helios

lol.. well i got it but it's quite a nasty joke =P

welcome dude.. Very Happy

*ehm*i brought him*ehm* Razz

BaZaY

nice.....

and welcome Smile

tribe

Haha Learn your English but that is a funny joke there.

That is putting you before a rock and a hard place if that was in case what was needed/.

Would you be master of your domain?

dan751

I donl't get it, but welcome to frihost. Very Happy

SkillZero

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pagaldivanna

nice joke.........lil naty too...but i hope he get sex with his wife Laughing

yisou

nice.....
it is good!

valkyrie-heavens

ive heard that joke before, and yeah u did translate it right. except the one i heard, it was the sister trying to temp him into sex, not the mom. but hey good job, its a pretty funny joke.

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Lukrasha

I've seen that one before, but it's still funny the second time around Laughing

Also, when I saw it, it was your future wife's little sister instead of mom, makes it a little more understandable. Wink

acolitos

o que diz um grao de areia para o outro no deserto?
-É pá !| axo k estamos a ser seguidos??!! Laughing

acolitos

e o k diz o regador para o jardineiro??
-vai regar pró caralhhhhhhhhh Laughing

acolitos

Peço imensa desculpa pela linguagen desapropriada.
Espero a vossa compreensão.
Obrigado Embarassed

viper34

lol ..nice .. Laughing