Here comes the "Humour thread" 
It's a farmer's joke:
A passerby noticed a farmer standing idle way out in a big field. Curious, he decides to out & meet him.
"Can I ask you what you're doin' sir?"
The farmer replied: "I'm workin' at getting the Nobel peace prize."
"How's that?" asked the passerby.
"The folks told me that if I wanted to win the Nobel peace prize I had to be oustanding in my field."
Definition of a mutaneer
The definition of a mutaneer ?
For the Aussies who recall captain Cook and the gang... A ship disturber!
(inspired from GlobeandMail)
Where did the seargent put his armies?
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.... in his sleevies!
Adam said to God one day.
"You know God, Eve is quite the woman! Nice, beautiful, the greatest companion you could ever give me. But tell me God, why did you have to make her so stupid?
"So that she could love you Adam" replied God.
Lisa came up behind her husband while he was drinking his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. "Ow!" Larry exclaimed. "What was that for?"
"I found a piece of paper in your pants with the name 'Mary Lou' written on it," she said angrily. "You better have a good explanation!"
"Calm down, honey," Larry said. "I was at the dog track last week and that was the name of the dog I bet on."
Later that same day, Lisa walked up to her husband and smacked him hard on the forehead when he walked in the door from work.
"What the heck was that for?" he demanded.
"Your dog just called."
It's a farmer's joke:
A passerby noticed a farmer standing idle way out in a big field. Curious, he decides to out & meet him.
"Can I ask you what you're doin' sir?"
The farmer replied: "I'm workin' at getting the Nobel peace prize."
"How's that?" asked the passerby.
"The folks told me that if I wanted to win the Nobel peace prize I had to be oustanding in my field."
Definition of a mutaneer
The definition of a mutaneer ?
For the Aussies who recall captain Cook and the gang... A ship disturber!
(inspired from GlobeandMail)
Where did the seargent put his armies?
(answer below)
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.... in his sleevies!
Adam said to God one day.
"You know God, Eve is quite the woman! Nice, beautiful, the greatest companion you could ever give me. But tell me God, why did you have to make her so stupid?
"So that she could love you Adam" replied God.
Lisa came up behind her husband while he was drinking his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. "Ow!" Larry exclaimed. "What was that for?"
"I found a piece of paper in your pants with the name 'Mary Lou' written on it," she said angrily. "You better have a good explanation!"
"Calm down, honey," Larry said. "I was at the dog track last week and that was the name of the dog I bet on."
Later that same day, Lisa walked up to her husband and smacked him hard on the forehead when he walked in the door from work.
"What the heck was that for?" he demanded.
"Your dog just called."
