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Man and Women





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Man:

The nice men are ugly.

The handsome men are not nice.

The handsome and nice men aregay.

The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.

The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

The handsome men without money are after our money.

The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual don"t think we are beautiful enough.

The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and never make the first move!

The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.

Now… Who in the hell understands men?



Women:

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman

If you don"t, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

If you don"t, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing

If you don"t, you are not understanding

If you make romance, you are an "experienced man"

If you don"t you are half a man

If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring

If you don"t, she accuses you of double crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy

If you don"t, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it"s bad

If you don"t , she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn"t respect her

If you don"t, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it"s hard to wait

If she is late, she says that"s a girl"s way

If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel

If she is visited by another, "oh it"s natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold

If you kiss her too many, she tells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics

If you do, she thinks it"s just one of the man"s tactics

If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting

If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen

If you listen, she wants you to talk

Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN"

So simple, yet so complex

So weak, yet so powerful

So confusing, yet so desirable

"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN"
mOrpheuS
Laughing
found it actually funny.
so moved it to "humor"
Wink
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