1.help
Help! Doctor! Please come quickly!
"My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!"
"Ok , I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes."
"Good,but....what am I supposed to do in the meantime?"
"Just use another pen!"
2.
One morning, a boy named Tony was getting dressed in his bedroompreparing to go to school. His mother called out from the living room, "Remember to put on a pair of new socks!" Tony answered, "Yes, mom, I will put on a pair of new socks." His mother emphasized, "I mean that you should wear a new pair of socks every day!" Tony again answered,"Yes, mom, I will put on a new pair of socks every day."A week later, he came out of the bedroom and said to his mother, "Mom,I cannot get my feet into my shoes anymore."
3.
I'm the bridegroom's mother
The lady with the large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. "Are you a friend of the bride?" he asked.
"Certainly not," she snapped. "I'm the bridegroom's mother."
4.
There was a man who checked out of a hotel, and after he went out , he
realized that he had forgotten his umbrella so he went back inside . But
by the time heentered the hotel again , a couple had already rented his
room, and they were on their honey moon. The man proceeded to his
room, but just as he got near the door he heard a man ask, "Whose
hand is this?" And awoman said,"It's yours." Then the man said,
"Whose mouth is this?" Andthe woman answered, "It's yours.
Next the man said, "And whose nose is this?" and the woman
replied, "It's yours." So the man outside the room said, "Please,
when you get to the umbrella, it's mine.
Help! Doctor! Please come quickly!
"My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!"
"Ok , I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes."
"Good,but....what am I supposed to do in the meantime?"
"Just use another pen!"
2.
One morning, a boy named Tony was getting dressed in his bedroompreparing to go to school. His mother called out from the living room, "Remember to put on a pair of new socks!" Tony answered, "Yes, mom, I will put on a pair of new socks." His mother emphasized, "I mean that you should wear a new pair of socks every day!" Tony again answered,"Yes, mom, I will put on a new pair of socks every day."A week later, he came out of the bedroom and said to his mother, "Mom,I cannot get my feet into my shoes anymore."
3.
I'm the bridegroom's mother
The lady with the large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. "Are you a friend of the bride?" he asked.
"Certainly not," she snapped. "I'm the bridegroom's mother."
4.
There was a man who checked out of a hotel, and after he went out , he
realized that he had forgotten his umbrella so he went back inside . But
by the time heentered the hotel again , a couple had already rented his
room, and they were on their honey moon. The man proceeded to his
room, but just as he got near the door he heard a man ask, "Whose
hand is this?" And awoman said,"It's yours." Then the man said,
"Whose mouth is this?" Andthe woman answered, "It's yours.
Next the man said, "And whose nose is this?" and the woman
replied, "It's yours." So the man outside the room said, "Please,
when you get to the umbrella, it's mine.
