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CHUCK NORRIS!





WHwarsInc
Tell Me what is your favourite chuck Norris joke?

Mines: There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Bobthebuilder
Cloning is banned because if two chuck norris round house kicks met in midair it would create energy 10 times the power of the big bang
Marcuzzo
If you have 5$ and chuck norris has 5$, he has more money then you.

hehe http://chucknorrisfacts.com/

if you enter "google chuck norris" on google and hit "I'm feeling lucky" it opens this page

this one is also cool
ermanay
nice
Tomek_UCR
hahahahaha Smile mega dooobreee!!
oskuro
chuck norris rulez Very Happy
MarzEz
Chuck Norris was born in a log hut that he built with his own bare hands
Chuck Norris once challenged Mr. T to a "who has more testicles" contest; Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T once walked into a bar: it immediately exploded, as no one building can contain that level of awesome.
miragemfc
Chucky Norrys is like a Jack Bower lol
ribozon
MarzEz wrote:

Chuck Norris and Mr. T once walked into a bar: it immediately exploded, as no one building can contain that level of awesome.


hahahhah

and

"When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon."
smsmcfarland
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
uzeed
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avocado!
Avocado who?
Avocado a cold!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Axel!
Axel who?
Axeldental Tourist!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Athena!
Athena who?
Athena flying saucer!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Argo!
Argo who?
Argo down the shops!
Blaster
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist

For more good Chuck Norris jokes check out http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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