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How to give a cat ear mite medicine





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How To Give a Cat Ear Mite Medicine

You will need:
The cat's favorite food, in gut busting quantities
Ear mite medicine
A large bath towel
A friend who loves you and/or your cat
Disinfectant
Antibiotic ointment
Bandages
Optional:
Leather gloves
Hockey masks
Tourniquets
Rites of exorcism

Your primary objective is to temporarily immobilize the cat, by wrapping her up like a mummy, because most cats hate ear drops.

1. Stuff the cat with her favorite food until she's happy and lethargic.
2. Spread out a big towel, preferably on a soft surface like a bed or sofa.
3. Place the cat in the middle of the towel, on her side, with her head sticking out at the top. The cat will immediately become suspicious and try to escape. Do not allow this.
3. While you keep the cat in place, have your assistant gently fold kitty's front legs down to her abdomen and hold them in place. At this point, you must spring into swift, decisive action, or kitty will rip your face off and scamper away, hissing promises of future revenge.
4. Once the front paws are properly aligned with the torso, quickly flip one end of the towel over the cat, and roll her up like an angry burrito with filling that wants to kill you.
5. Quickly put the ear mite medicine in the kitty's ears. You don't have much time, because cats are contortionists and escape artists.
6. Put the cat down, still wrapped in the towel, and run. Lock yourself in the bathroom and bandage the injuries that you inevitably sustained in this endeavor.
7. Repeat the entire process as laid out by the schedule on the ear mite medicine package.
Crinoid
No troubles, if follow the veterinarian's instructions. Unless you try to immobilize the cat for longer than a second. Laughing
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