A man was lost on an island and had no food or water. For days he crawled around looking for food when he came across a man wearing a suit and has a briefcase. "Hi, would you like to buy a tie?" said the man. "No.. i need.... water..." replied the hungry man. "Sorry," replied the man with the briefcase. "I only have ties". So the man starts crawling away again and meets another man in a suit and has a briefcase. "Would you like to buy a tie?" he says. "No, I need water", replies the man. "Sorry, no water" he says. Soon the hungry man, almost about to die, finds a bar. He gets up and jumps with excitement for he has found water but as soon as he goes to the entrance a bouncer comes out and says, "Sorry, you can't come in without a tie".
No Tie!
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