One day a 13 year old boy was at the farm, he never saw movies, been to the theater,
all he did all day was stay at the farm (verrry sad)
His parents told him to collect come black berries and put them in this zip-loc bag.
They said if he did it he could go to the theater with them.
Out on the field, he had to take a dump, but he was too far from the farm,
WHERE DO I GO?!.
He looked at the bad, *staring at it*.
He decided to take a dump in the zip-loc bag. (diarrhea)
He returned home and his parents asked "did you collect the berries? take them with us to the
theater so we can eat them there.
He nervously followed them into the jeep and drove to the theater.
They signed-up for the movie Natures Gifts
And went inside to watch Natures Gifts
After a while, his parents got hungry, they asked for some of the berries
The 13 year old boy gramp a clump of dump and squeezed it together nervously...
He gave it to his father, and he said "Why is it soo watery?" The boy said "I squished em' a bit, more tender, lol"
"Why does it smell horrible?" "errr, umm,errr... BEES DID IT!"
Everyone turned around and said "SHUT UP FATTY! THE MOVIES PLAYING!"
The father threw away the "Berry" because he thought it was rotton.
The movie showed a huge video of a running river
The boy said in his mind, "heres my chance!"
He threw the sak of dump at the screen (it was open)
It splattered all over the screen AND audience!
Everyone was like "What The #*%^ is this?!"
And the boy was like "OMG! The zip-loc bag didn't go into the river!??!"
Get it?
He thought it was all real,
at the beginning it said he didn't know anything (poor kid)
all he did all day was stay at the farm (verrry sad)
His parents told him to collect come black berries and put them in this zip-loc bag.
They said if he did it he could go to the theater with them.
Out on the field, he had to take a dump, but he was too far from the farm,
WHERE DO I GO?!.
He looked at the bad, *staring at it*.
He decided to take a dump in the zip-loc bag. (diarrhea)
He returned home and his parents asked "did you collect the berries? take them with us to the
theater so we can eat them there.
He nervously followed them into the jeep and drove to the theater.
They signed-up for the movie Natures Gifts
And went inside to watch Natures Gifts
After a while, his parents got hungry, they asked for some of the berries
The 13 year old boy gramp a clump of dump and squeezed it together nervously...
He gave it to his father, and he said "Why is it soo watery?" The boy said "I squished em' a bit, more tender, lol"
"Why does it smell horrible?" "errr, umm,errr... BEES DID IT!"
Everyone turned around and said "SHUT UP FATTY! THE MOVIES PLAYING!"
The father threw away the "Berry" because he thought it was rotton.
The movie showed a huge video of a running river
The boy said in his mind, "heres my chance!"
He threw the sak of dump at the screen (it was open)
It splattered all over the screen AND audience!
Everyone was like "What The #*%^ is this?!"
And the boy was like "OMG! The zip-loc bag didn't go into the river!??!"
Get it?
He thought it was all real,
at the beginning it said he didn't know anything (poor kid)
haha，so funny