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ciureanuc
EXPERT on RUSSIA, express online course

Q1. Is it always cold in Russia?
No, it's just not that warm as in Europe or US;
see also [Q3]

Q2. Do white bears walk on streets of Russian cities?
Yes, often met by people who have drunk too much vodka [Q3]

Q3. Do Russians start they days with vodka?
Yes, when it's really cold [Q1], and when they want to see some white bears [Q2]

Q4. What is the national wealth of Russia?
Vodka [Q3], white bears [Q2], snow [Q1], Russian chicks [Q5]

Q5. Are all Russian girls beautiful like Kournikova?
Oh, yes. Girls just have to be, to distract men's attention from the eternal values of drinking vodka [Q3] together with white bears [Q2] when it's cold [Q1]

Q6. Is Russia big? Where it is located?
On a globe, it's located between Finland and China, the North Pole and Iraq.

More Q&A on: http://www.russian-st-petersburg.com/2-news/2004-12.html

See also more pictures of former URSS here: http://www.ieeta.pt/~skl/Travel_not_protected/FormerUSSR.html
(don't pay attention to the women who appear in almost every photo). Smile
UKJim
The only word I know in Russian is: Karova

It means cow lol

I do not know any more than that hehe, nice site BTW
ocalhoun
Yeah, I used to think that the Russia-vodka connection was just an over-hyped stereotype, but then I started learning the language.

Water: Вода
Vodka: Водка

^.^
snedan
haha great post, specially that question about why Russian girls have to be so beautiful.
Another possible answer would be they have to be so beautiful, in case they suck in tennis so they can go into modeling Wink
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