Two totally broke guys were desperately looking for beer to fill up their empty tummies...
Pete: I gotta drink some beer or else...
David: Follow me, i've got an idea.
So they walked into a bar and sat down in front of the bartender.
David: (whispering) Just follow my lead.
Pete: Okay.
David: Bartender! Can i get 2 Beers please!
Bartender: Sure thing, buddy!
So they were given two mugs of beer and two more after another. And another. Until they've drank 6 mugs.
Suddenly, Pete noticed David pulling out a long sausage, zipped down his zipper then stuck the sausage into his pants.
David: Now, put your mouth on the sausage.
Pete: What?? Do you know what you're doing for God's sake!?
David: Just do it!!
So he did.
The bartender noticed what the two dummies were doing and called for security.
They were grabbed by two muscular bouncers and we're kicked out the bar.
David and Pete did this routine getting free beers 'til they're up to their 8th bar.
Pete: Oh my God i feel so heavy. You're a real genius, you know that? Dammit i feel so sick!
David: I lost my sausage in the 4th bar, ow do u think i feel!? angry.gif angry.gif
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Pete: I gotta drink some beer or else...
David: Follow me, i've got an idea.
So they walked into a bar and sat down in front of the bartender.
David: (whispering) Just follow my lead.
Pete: Okay.
David: Bartender! Can i get 2 Beers please!
Bartender: Sure thing, buddy!
So they were given two mugs of beer and two more after another. And another. Until they've drank 6 mugs.
Suddenly, Pete noticed David pulling out a long sausage, zipped down his zipper then stuck the sausage into his pants.
David: Now, put your mouth on the sausage.
Pete: What?? Do you know what you're doing for God's sake!?
David: Just do it!!
So he did.
The bartender noticed what the two dummies were doing and called for security.
They were grabbed by two muscular bouncers and we're kicked out the bar.
David and Pete did this routine getting free beers 'til they're up to their 8th bar.
Pete: Oh my God i feel so heavy. You're a real genius, you know that? Dammit i feel so sick!
David: I lost my sausage in the 4th bar, ow do u think i feel!? angry.gif angry.gif
laugh.gif laugh.gif
