How do you make somebody cry ?
How do you make somebody cry ?
Good Lord !!! why do you even want to make anyone cry? is'nt there enough crying in this world?
i think it is a lot better to make people smile rather then cry.
How do you make somebody cry out of happiness then ?
i guess that to fullfill their heart's desire within your reach, i think that the only time people cry with happiness is when they get what they have always wanted and for some reason or other were never able to get it. maybe others will be better able to advice you in this matter.
Just save somebody's life to make them cry out of happiness.
(And yet, I cannot help but feel the unintentional philosophical nature of the question deserves a more serious answer. Hmm.)
A poke in the eye usually works pretty well.
maybe if you faked your near death, or your death, and then all of a sudden you gain energy, or life. That might work, unless of course the person doesn't care After that you may not want to tell anybody what you did, you might make some people angry.
OP just answered his own riddle?
Why would you want to make someone cry anyway?
I think it's only nice to make somebody cry of happiness and not of sadness
Odd question but I can get my mom crying while we are playing a board game sometimes.
She laughs so hard that she starts to cry but it depends on the person more than the situation it seams.
If you're the type that wants your way than making somebody cry out of happiness and or enlightening somebody will get you a lot of what you want.
yes i think this is excellent
make them watch a really sad or touching film. something that deals with life and love. it works most of the time.
ah... use crying gas??
Find a little kid and punch him in the face... don't anybody do that, just one way...
By asking that question! cry, cry!
i agree with one person though: make them laugh so hard, they start crying. happened more than once on occasions with friends.
The most effective way would definitely be to slice onions near them. =)
Great idea. =)
Tear gas works better though. =o
This obviously depends on the person! Everyone cries for different reasons. I even know someone who doesn't cry when they cut onions or anything!
oh, i make them feel so sad, maybe they will cry.
when you meet a Child. you bit him. imediatetly he will cry
do you think so???
just punch him xD
A quick slice to their Achilles tendon will do it.
Okey here is my tips a quick smack in here body part .
find their inner most fears and exploit them
Make them fall in love with you and torture them with it...
wow that is harsh. But, what exactly do you mean by, "torture them with it?"
well flirt with them make them want more and more then drag yourself away with someone else then make them fall more for you flirting etc etc doing things to make em feel good and pull yourself away cheat etc etc
That's cruel I meant I want to bring out peoples emotions not murder their happiness.
Sorry i misunderstood you i thought you wanted to hurt someone, i only have that suggestion because of first hand experience of how much it hurts and makes me cry....
Well talk to them, get them to trust you and indulge you to there deepest innermost fears and things that make them sad that will make them show the emotions they hide away from the world.
If the person you want to tell you there emotions is a man you will have a hard time women think that men have less emotions than women, its not true we all have the same its just that men wont show emotion because they cant in the society we live in without being teased and stereotyped as gay, that's one of the things i hate about being a man, that i cant show emotion because people will attack me and humiliate me for it.
Yes; that does work..... sad topic!!
i'd better make them laugh rather than make them cry....
You could tell them all their faults.
That could work
One of the great things about writing is the power to move people. I have curled up with a good book and been made to feel angry, afraid, upset and laugh so hard I start snorting.
Sadly, for most writers, the reactions can only be imagined and never witnessed, but I think that to weave a tale in such a way that merely by tapping words onto a screen that ultimately make people half a world a way laugh, cry, hate you and love you is unbeatable.
By hurting their feelings… Making them feel disappointed…
If someone ever made you cry, you know how felt… Why would you want to make anybody feel the same way…?
As told earlier, onion is the best weapon. If you can beat them up, it will also work... but for that you need to have better physical abilities than the subject.
To talk to him all the time and forbid him to leave....
Tell somebody he is a fool.
Movies can still move me. Provided I am paying attention and into the movie. Not many of them though, and more the older ones, as I really think the quality of movies ain't what they used to be, quite plastic and bloodthirsty leaving little space for the imagination to do its work properly.
It's best to tell him or her a sad story.
Or hurt his feeling.
Lol for the first i want to know why you want to make a people cry ? Is it good for you . Or if they are crying then you would happy with that? But i think i will make they cry by hit them and punch them ! Haha
take away your trust with them.. =\
taking some ones trust is not good at all, because it hurts both the parties. if you break the trust of a person then he or she may not be able to trust not only you but others for that matter, and there is also this that other people may not be able to trust you or your judgment just because you took away a person's trust and hurt that person in a way that he or she may ever be able to recover.
so my suggestion is that never try to break a person's trust just to make them cry or in fun or in any way. it really hurts.
Why would you want to make somebody cry? I guess you could tie them to a chair and drip water on their head... that's a Chinese torture trick that will make anyone cry/go mental.
Rub onions in their eyes.
That's the best answer if you ask me ahahahhahaha
A life without tears can be a difficult one. It might even be emotionally or physically damaging. Tears are a way to release inner tension, stress that might be building up. There are other ways to deal with greaving but sometimes other ways may be not available or healthy.
Actually, most women don't think men have less emotions at all but realize that emotional outlets like crying are difficult for them. Perhaps it is not the inability to cry that is the problem for if a man does not feel insecure about his manhood would not have a problem doing anything he felt like doing. What the problem might be as Parkour_Jarrod points out is the 'reaction' of a person that sees the other person crying.
Some people just can't handle it or don't know how to react. I think the best example of a manly cry would be that of a soldier not on duty time or in basic training reading a letter from home. I do think other comrades would respect that and if anyone did object would most definitily get the thumbs down and told off so as leave this hero alone!
Anyone crying can be approached with compasion. Really that emotion can be a postive one.
By touching their weak human heart
* note: not literally
I wouldn't want to make someone cry. But I suppose if I did want to, I would poke their eyes, then rub salt in their eyes. Just kidding, I would probably bring up the death of someone close to them... thats evil though
Boy or girl? if you mean a boy that will be a hard job. But if you mean a girl, first make her love you and then abandoned her. Yeah,,, I am devil...
But just for kinding, if you do something really romatic your girl maybe too happy to cry...
Just tell him he is very stupid.
Just slap ém ;P
Being mean and sarcastic.
well u insult them, harass them or punch them or to the one's they love. btw why would anyone want to know this?
Force them to eat my stepdad’s homemade hot sauce; it has made many people cry!
Making someone cry is really pretty easy to do...being able to get them to stop crying is really much more difficult...and much more rewarding.
How to make someone cry?
1 - Let them watch a couple hours of Spielberg bastardizing a Kubrick story.
2 - Take them on a space ship through a black hole into an alternate Universe where Cliff Burton didn't die. Then play the St. Anger album for them in it's entirety, over and over, on the trip back home.
3 - Do this.
I'd say you find out where someone is most vulnerable and then aggravate it like pouring salt into a wound....
Or, my preference, you could tell them something AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS, then they'd cry of joy! Or you could change their life, and they'd cry from joy and gratitude. Or you could love someone completely in a way they've never before felt, that'd be one to cry over as well.
I much prefer the tears of joy.
If it's a woman, and you tell her every time you see it how fat she is (it doesn't matter if she is or not) she would probably cry. But, to do this is a VERY inmature act, so, don't do it kids!
I'm sure not women cry if you call them fat, we're not all that vain
a joke would make people cry in happiness, unless that person have no sense of humor
blow some dust into the person eyes and some of us do cry (though not for long)
is there not a saying that some cry during sex?
a brave person will stand firm even when humiliated or intimidated
but if the death don't make you cry, I don't know what will
Somebody finally answers the question, instead of the philosophical/moral/ethical/niceness bullcrapping around that everybody seems to be doing. He asked how to make someone cry, not for a lesson from the Bible, you fools.
Acceptable answers include: Onions, Tear Gas, Violence, Pain, and exploiting their fears, controlling loved ones, being mean, and general viciousness. And yes... you can make someone cry out of happiness, but that isn't the easiest or the most effective way to make someone cry.
I am only being coldly logical.
One thing works better than others though...
...canceling his/her frihost account.
I dont want to make any one cry rather i want to make any one laugh but anyways if the person is my enimy i will make him cry by finding his weakness and strucking hard to it
Kill their pet. Kill their family. Torture their family. Punch them in the balls (or the vag if they are female), pretend you're going to kill them, make them watch Marley & Me...
Making someone cry out of happiness is harder. Unless you are a guy, and you have a girlfriend that wants to get married and you propose to her one night and surprise her, it's hard to do without them winning the lottery.
There's so many ways. Be creative. But it's an evil thing to explore.
I wouldn't want to make anybody cry because I had been unkind.....
Tears of joy are ok though
A good tickle might be fun....haha
Fire him or her.
man that's crazy. It'll be fine if you're interested in making people happy instead
by surprising with something they have longed for a long time and never got it. yes u could make someone cry with the kind of gesture.
To make someone cry of happiness is pretty tough actually. Too many factors to take care of. On the contrary, to make someone cry of sadness yet be "merciful" is to simply cry in front of a best friend/lover that is very emotional. They tend to cry with you!
give them a great gift. and they will break down crying. its so easy!
I'm too nice ):
If the person you wanna make cry have a pet, kill that pet. If he/she doesn't have a pet, kill one of their relatives lol!
If you wan't someone to cry of happiness, Buy them a house and lot! That is if you're rich
This is the fastest way for a short skinny person. But for a budy builder... I think that it works better with words
Punch him right in the gonads, her right in the baby maker.
you hit them really hard with a baseball bat and hope that they dont hit you back. oh and my friend cries a lot over the most retarded things. all you have to do is make fun of him in any way possible and he sheds tears. psh
Sometimes people need to cry of happiness because they probably don't cry at all and that means that they've had a very hard life and they need that one person to come into their lives and let them breathe and spread their wings :)
Do divorce or insult Your wife. Your mother will cry at once.
Well my mother tells me I am NOT her son.
When I can't do what she wants me to do, when she wants it done and exactly how she wants it done.
Needless to say, I hear that alot and am now used to that comment.
She needs to wake up and her manure!