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13 Pickup Lines That Might Get You Killed

 


andredesignz
1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?bad

2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

6. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go f**k.

7. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!

8. If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas,
could I meet you between the holidays?

9. You remind me of a Championship bass, I don't know whether to mount
you or eat you!

10. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

11. Could I touch your belly button. . . . from the inside?

12. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I=3D 69?

13. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open,
and I'll put my head in.
Joanne
Omg lmao...

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8. If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas,
could I meet you between the holidays?

10. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.


This, well if you ask me this I'd prolly just glare at you and say you're a ******

Quote:
4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.


These two, would prolly earn you a slap or more.



Quote:
13. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open,
and I'll put my head in.


But this???

Yes, you'll prolly have to get yourself ready for a funeral.
Your own funeral.

Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil [/code]
andredesignz
Joanne wrote:
Omg lmao...

Quote:
8. If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas,
could I meet you between the holidays?

10. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.


This, well if you ask me this I'd prolly just glare at you and say you're a ******

Quote:
4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.


These two, would prolly earn you a slap or more.



Quote:
13. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open,
and I'll put my head in.


But this???

Yes, you'll prolly have to get yourself ready for a funeral.
Your own funeral.

Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil [/code]



LMAO
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