Hey ppl!
I have heard this joke quite a few times, and I got some new answers every time!
Maybe its a old joke like the 'knock knock' jokes, but anyway, I thought that it would bring a smile to some faces!
It would be more fun if you would think about the answer first, then take a look at the answer... like --read "why did...." then think a bit, then read the answer written in the next line..... I think it would make a good joke/question to ask to friends!
ook, so here's how it goes....:-
1) There was an elephant, and some bananas.. but he couldn't eat them... why??
Ans. Because the bananas where made of plastic!
2) There was an elephant, and some "real" bananas.. but he still couldn't eat them... why??
Ans. Because the elephant was made of plastic!
3) There was a real elephant, and some real bananas.. but he still couldn't eat them... why??
Ans. Because the bananas where inside a TV!
4) There was a real elephant, and some real bananas, and both of them were in the TV.. but he still couldn't eat them... why??
Ans. Because they where on different channels!!
5) There was a real elephant, and some real bananas.. both where on TV, and on the same channel, but he still couldn't eat them.. why??
Ans. Because I switched off the TV!!!
Feel free to add any more "elephant - banana" questions and answers!!
Hope you liked them!
I have heard this joke quite a few times, and I got some new answers every time!
Maybe its a old joke like the 'knock knock' jokes, but anyway, I thought that it would bring a smile to some faces!
It would be more fun if you would think about the answer first, then take a look at the answer... like --read "why did...." then think a bit, then read the answer written in the next line..... I think it would make a good joke/question to ask to friends!
ook, so here's how it goes....:-
1) There was an elephant, and some bananas.. but he couldn't eat them... why??
Ans. Because the bananas where made of plastic!
2) There was an elephant, and some "real" bananas.. but he still couldn't eat them... why??
Ans. Because the elephant was made of plastic!
3) There was a real elephant, and some real bananas.. but he still couldn't eat them... why??
Ans. Because the bananas where inside a TV!
4) There was a real elephant, and some real bananas, and both of them were in the TV.. but he still couldn't eat them... why??
Ans. Because they where on different channels!!
5) There was a real elephant, and some real bananas.. both where on TV, and on the same channel, but he still couldn't eat them.. why??
Ans. Because I switched off the TV!!!
Feel free to add any more "elephant - banana" questions and answers!!
Hope you liked them!
