I was trying to turn left into long johns from 28th street, after like 3 minutess it finally opened up. A big red truck was pulling out of the Taco Bell parking lot next door. He almost t-boned me, so I flipped him the middle finger. I guess he didn't like that because he slammed on the breaks and pulled in behind me, fishtailing the whole way in. I get out of the car ready for a fight, slamming my door cussing up a storm. All that was going through my head was my military training, everything came back in an instant flood, because I was ready to defend myself And out of the car hops a short wrinkled fat man with gray hair and yellow rotting teeth. The hilarity of the situation overtook me, I couldn't help but laugh as this old man started pushing me. In order to to protect this squat little mans dignity, I proceeded to use my silver tongue and natural charisma to diffuse this mans temper.