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[16yrs old+ thread] Vibrators are better than men because...





furtasacra
Ha! I thought that would get your attention.

Vibrators are better than men because...
  • Vibrators don't leave the toilet seat up.
  • You can have as many vibrators as you want, and none of them care.
  • Vibrators don't hog the TV remote.
  • Vibrators never say, "Uh, babe, have you put on a few pounds?"
  • Vibrators don't leave whiskers in the sink.
  • You can get a vibrator in exactly the size you want.
  • Vibrators could care less whether you shave your legs.
  • Vibrators don't fart in the bed and whoof the covers.
  • If your vibrator stops working, you throw it out and buy another one.
  • Vibrators don't snore.

I'm going to expand this list into a blog post-- I'm planning a series of humorous (if somewhat bitter) articles about love and sex, leading up to Valentines Day. Do YOU have a reason why vibrators are better than men? If anybody comes up with a good, funny one, I'll quote it and give you credit and a link. So... complete this sentence:

Vibrators are better than men because...
wumingsden
Vibrators are better than men because..

Quite simply, they hit hit the right spot each and every time.
Xrave
they vibrate!
PennyLane
I prefer men... They are real, they kiss you, they hug you, they care for you.... I don't like a piece of plastic that thinks it's a "man"... No vibrators for me! And still, I have my fingers if I need something else :p
apple
wumingsden wrote:
Vibrators are better than men because..

Quite simply, they hit hit the right spot each and every time.


^^^^ yeps

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apple
wumingsden wrote:
Vibrators are better than men because..

Quite simply, they hit hit the right spot each and every time.


^^^^ yeps

</thread>
iyepes
For just sex, auto-stimulation has been always better to me. More effective, more precise and free of STD and pregnancy risks.

But when it comes for a relationship, obviously I prefer a man.
.you.make.my.heart.happy.
Vibrators are better than men because they don't cum in your face.
apple
.you.make.my.heart.happy. wrote:
Vibrators are better than men because they don't cum in your face.


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

*dies*
furtasacra
.you.make.my.heart.happy. wrote:
Vibrators are better than men because they don't cum in your face.


Ewww! But that's true.
apple
if you don't want your guy doing it in/near your face can't you just tell him?
natilovesmike
well, girls, you definitely have not found the right man. I definitely prefer a man...and the right one of course, the one who knows exactly how to touch me. no vibrator can beat that...though I have never used one...but I can't see how a piece of plastic can beat a man that knows you and that you love.
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